WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED?

Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. 

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. 

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. 

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. 

No wonder men are happier.

friggin' bad day

Totally got off the wrong side of the bed yesterday morning.

Had a hammering headache the night before, decided to pop 2 panadol extra before turning in.

woke up more than 5 times throughout the night because of frightful nightmare

to begin with, it was a bad sleep.

Decided to take half a day and sleep in.

things crop up at work

phone is exploding with miss call

tell me I am not angsty... *argh*

The anger haunt me till 6pm when I met up bubs.

I scared the shit out of him with the killer vibes.

We went quiet throughout the car ride back home.

Things manage to turn for the better after a sweet dinner with my love one.

It didn't recover throughout the day, but it amazingly diminshed with his presence.

After dinner, we head to get a pressie for my baobei's upcoming 26 birthday.

at the place of purchase, a few boxes seems to be saying Hi to us.

We head down to guardian instead, and grab a rosy red one.

Here I am venting my last burst of frustrations with a little of experiement on my poor bubs hair.. *chuckles*

Step one: Clipped a cloth onto him with a laundry peg [don't puke brother] started to knead him like a dough.. carefully not to hurt his scalp, i combed and spread the dye
sneak a picture while "simmering"
Final product.. wohoo.. RED!!
A kiss of thanks from him..
Just realized my sweet young thing is a camwhore too.. ooohhh nooo..

Hope she didn't picked up the "cheese" from me.. hehe

cheese to the world!!!

happenings

On a faithful Sunday night,

the monsters are dressed up

in their pink and yellow "costumes"

hold up their weapons..

and started painting their frightful palms...

hahaa.. cute little beings..

Had a long overdued dinner with my ex-colleague; C0lin

Hope this post would not cause a stalker with a knife ready in her arms..

Had a great evening "talking" about many.. Let's do it more often boy! :)

random happenings over the week

bubs picked me up from work and we decided to head to the long overdue promise on Jerry's.

during the drive, we witnessed a beautiful sight.

caught a pic of us at the rest.

had a spread

me... ribeye

bubs... some pork thing.. hehe

he ordered my fav shrooms..

that's the ribeye

Promised a warm up session with baobei before the D-day comes for her on the 24 Mar..

yes, at 1, she told me, "jie, I a bit "up" already"... So cute...

this is a good evidence..

the 2 dearies in my heart and my bruder!

this ends the night on Sat... muacks...

prawning session with the bravo boys on a sat @ Jurong.

the always solemn-looking-in-photo h0ng ni and xia0 mei *chuckles*

The two hilrious catch of the night of my beloved bruder..

First, he was pinced by the prawn. TWICE!!

Second, the boys mentioned that if he every manage to catch any prawns, he would be laid that night. 

and guess what? we wonder if he is going to be raped? HE CAUGHT the most number of prawns...

so bruder? Did Jam3sy boy send you to G3ylang last night?

bait.. we smuggled in pig liver.. 

sobs, my only catch for the night...

bub's only one too..

Because of the "storm", we didn't manage to bbq the prawn that we caught, the hungry people head to the extended Jurong point for a ba chor feast.

It was yum.. 

Good night world!